Magic II
50 ways to annoy Edward Cullen Jasper and Emmett’s list of HOW TO ANNOY EDWARD!!!50 ways to annoy Edward Cullen
1. Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning. 2. Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it. 3. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been ‘sleeping’ with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception. 4. Hire a stripper to pop out of the wedding cake XD 5. Buy a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that whenever he decides to open it that it falls out, in clear view of
| I go by Soren sometimes. At least, that's what you can call me, 'cause there's no way I'm telling you my real name. I love writing, drawing, reading, movies, and music. My favorite genre is fiction, I tend to enjoy drawing people more, I think James Patterson is the best, THE DARK KNIGHT RULES! and Evanescence and Rise Against are awesome. That's really all you need to know. And possibly more than you wanted... |
Devious Journal Entry
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"Idiot," Soren hissed. "Zombies aren't allergic to water."
"The only conscience I have," Soren said seriously, "is telling me I need a jelly doughnut right now."
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"Człowiek kij z lasu"
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"Idiot," Soren hissed. "Zombies aren't allergic to water."
"The only conscience I have," Soren said seriously, "is telling me I need a jelly doughnut right now."
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~ "Watch your step ta hell, its a long fall."
~" Who said pain can't be wonderful and blood cant be beautiful?"
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"Idiot," Soren hissed. "Zombies aren't allergic to water."
"The only conscience I have," Soren said seriously, "is telling me I need a jelly doughnut right now."
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MY
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"Idiot," Soren hissed. "Zombies aren't allergic to water."
"The only conscience I have," Soren said seriously, "is telling me I need a jelly doughnut right now."
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MY
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~ "Watch your step ta hell, its a long fall."
~" Who said pain can't be wonderful and blood cant be beautiful?"
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